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Sometimes i feel like giving up, then i remember i ve lot of motherf**kers to prove wrong.
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I'm Jealous Of My Parents… I’ll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!
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Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life :P
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Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror :P
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I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!
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People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
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My silence doesn't mean that I quit… It simply means that I don’t want to argue with people who just don’t want to understand!!!
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I love the ones who are in my life and make it amazing. I also love the ones who left my life and made it fantastic.
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Hated by many, wanted by plenty, disliked by some, confronted by none.
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My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.
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I don't insult people, I just describe them.
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Sitting in class wondering how the hell the teacher
got the job.
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I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
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God is really creative, I mean ...just look at me !
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I hate when people look at my phone while I'm typing. It's not that I have something to hide... It's just none of their damn business :/
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Genius by birth evil by nature human by chance..
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Be yourself! You’re not born to impress any one..
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I am not fat, I am just. Easier to see.
Apni aatma ko khokar sansaar mat paao,
Apki buddhi sone or chandi se kahi behtar h!
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Dhan khokar agar hum apni aatma ko pa sake,
Toh yeh koi jara sa bhi mahenga sauda nahi h
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Mann wo safed kapda hain jise jis rang me,
Dubo doge us par wahi rang chadh jayega..
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Duniya ke sare raste sidhe h
Muskil to unhe hoti hain
Jinki chaal hi tirchi hain
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Kisi bhi samasya ko dekhne ka,
Sabse acha angle “tri-angle” hai
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Silence is better than lies.
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If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.
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Friendship doubles your joys, and divides
your sorrows.
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A friend knows the song in my heart and sings
it to me when my memory fails.
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Friends are like Stars.. you can’t always
see them, but you know they’re always there.
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A road to a friend’s house is never long.
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Friendship is one mind in two bodies.
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A true friend sees the first tear… catches
the second… and stops the third.
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Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen
to what you say. Best friends listen to what
you don’t say.
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We are best friends forever, I’ll be
there for you whenever.
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When life becomes a bumpy ride, real friends
are always by your side.
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If my love for you is a crime, I want to be the most wanted criminal.
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Its amazing how crazy i feel when my phone vibrates and I’m begging it to be you.
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Come in my Heart and pay no rent.
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No matter how much i try to forget you, you'll always be a part of me.
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Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
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I say this; I say that, what the hell you want to listen from me?
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Warning, it’s not safe to talk to me at the moment..
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I won’t try to be awesome, awesome tries to be me :P
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If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I’ll tell you more.
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History is made by those who BREAK THE RULES.
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Don't do homework save paper! :P
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I’m a good boy with bad habits :P
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My room + internet connection + music + food – homework = perfect day
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You are so awesome that, my middle finger salutes you.
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I am not lazy, I just rest before I tired.
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If “Plan A” didn't work. Don’t worry; the alphabet has 25 more letters.
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What is the main reason for failure? I think its EXAMS. What do you think?
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Most emotional moment in a boys life, When a girl says, Can you give me your number :D
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I don't always have time to study... but when I do, I don't.
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Dear Samsung, please also start selling jeans that can accommodate your smartphones.
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A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
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Behind every great woman is a man looking at her ass!
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If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.
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Whenever i have a problem, I just sing, Then i realize my voice is worse than my problem.
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If you can't Change a Girl.....Change the Girl.
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Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back.
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I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.
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Why is a newspaper ten times more interesting when somebody across the table is reading it?
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Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.
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A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”
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There is something wrong with my phone. Any GIRL call it for me to see if it rings?
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ME without you is like: Facebook without friends, YouTube without videos and Google with no results.
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My first name and your last name would sound great together.
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The only math I can remember is that …. You + Me = Forever
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When I ask you to listen a song, it’s because the lyrics mean everything i’m trying to say to you…
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flip the coin.. head i am yours, tail you are mine. :)
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I can’t read lips unless they’re touching mine.
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You are the first person who has been able to make my heart beat slower and faster at the same time.
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Bas jikr karne ka hak nahi raha
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Dosti imtihaan nahi bharose ka naam hai
Dosti me shak nahi dosti khud ek shaan h
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Such bolta hu toh rishte toot jate hain
Aur Jhut kahta hu to khud toot jata hu
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Kash Takdeer Bhi Hoti julfo Ki Tarah,
Jab Jab Bikharti, tab tab Sawaar Lete
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“Hath mein ghadi koyi bhi ho….
Lekin waqt apna hona chahiye”
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Bahut ajeeb hain ye bandishein Mohabbat ki,
Na usne kaid mein rakha naa hum farar huye
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Takleef to zindagi hi deti h maut ko to log yuhi badnaam karte h
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Kisi se kabhi koi umeed mat rakhna,
Kyu ki umeed humesha dard deti hain
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Gum na karna zindagi me kyuki gum ek h,
Chod do saare gum kyuki khusiyaan anek h
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Hote hain shayad sirf nafrat mein hi pakke rishte,
Warna ab to tan se libaas utarne ko mohhabat kehte h
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Don't forget to check my recent post on Whatsapp Status in Hindi which is a collection of great attitude status, funny, Sad Whatsapp Status, Llove Status etc
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When in doubt, mumble.
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By the time you learn the rules of life, you’re too old to play the game.
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A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
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Women should not have children after 35. Really… 35 children are enough.
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Without ME, it’s just AWESO.
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If you hurt my best friend, I will make your death look like an accident.
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Never have more children than you have car windows.
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God must love stupid people- he made so many!
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I like children. Properly cooked.
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Until I was thirteen I thought my name was 'Shut up'.
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My Mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.
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The worst distance between two people is misunderstanding.
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If women could read minds, every second man will get slapped.
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I am not failed, my success is just postponed.
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Do it today, It might be illegal tomorrow.
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The greatest pleasure in Life is doing what people say you can’t do.
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If you don’t stand for something, you will fall for anything.
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God made every person different, He just got tired by the time he got to china.
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Some people just need a High-Five, on the face.
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Also Check: 2 Lines Best Whatsapp Status
Apna Bhi Nahi Banaya, Aur Kisi Ka Hone Bhi Nahi Diya…..!!
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Ye To Dil Tha Deewana Jo Tum Par Aa Gaya,
Warna Hum Zindgi Daaw Pe Lagaya Nahi Karte…!
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Teri Mohabbat Se Le Kar Tere Alvida Kehne Tak,
Maine Sirf Tujhe Chaaha, Tujh Se Kuch Nhi Chaaha…!!!
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Anjaan tum ban rahe ho ye aur baat hai,
aisa to kya hai tumko hamari khabar n ho.
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Mere Dil Ka Smandar Aaj Bda Khamosh Sa Hai...
Lagta Hai Aaj Raat Uski Yaado Ka Toofan Aayega...
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Mai Phir Se Tootne Ko Taiyar Ho Jau...
Bas Wo Aakar Jo Kahde Phir Se Ek Baar Khud Ko Barbad Karne Do...
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Dar Lagta Hai In Neendo Se Jo Unke Haseen Khwab Dikhati Hai...
Kahi Ye Dil Hamesha Ke Liye Sone Ki Zid Na Karde...
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Aashiqui karne ko dil nahi karta ab ..
Magar Dekhte hi tera chehra
Dil phir Ashiq ho jaata hai .!
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Chupaa diya hamne apne aansuon ko apni is
muskaan k piche
or vo sochte hai hum sab bhul gye
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Yahaan Sirf Jaroorat Ke Rishte Hain,
Rishton Ki Jaroorat Kisi Ko Nahin
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Jo log kabhi dil ke Bahut kareeb the woh aaj
"People you may know" me nazar aate hain
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Best Attitude Status for Whatsapp
You will find a girl prettier than me, smarter than me, and funnier than me, but you will never find a girl just like me.------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sometimes i feel like giving up, then i remember i ve lot of motherf**kers to prove wrong.
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I'm Jealous Of My Parents… I’ll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!
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Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life :P
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Do Read: Best Selfie QuotesI will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card.
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Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror :P
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I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!
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People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
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My silence doesn't mean that I quit… It simply means that I don’t want to argue with people who just don’t want to understand!!!
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I love the ones who are in my life and make it amazing. I also love the ones who left my life and made it fantastic.
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Hated by many, wanted by plenty, disliked by some, confronted by none.
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My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.
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I don't insult people, I just describe them.
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Sitting in class wondering how the hell the teacher
got the job.
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I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
-----------------------------------------------------------
God is really creative, I mean ...just look at me !
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I hate when people look at my phone while I'm typing. It's not that I have something to hide... It's just none of their damn business :/
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Genius by birth evil by nature human by chance..
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Be yourself! You’re not born to impress any one..
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I am not fat, I am just. Easier to see.
Inspirational Status for whatsapp
Apni aatma ko khokar sansaar mat paao,
Apki buddhi sone or chandi se kahi behtar h!
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Dhan khokar agar hum apni aatma ko pa sake,
Toh yeh koi jara sa bhi mahenga sauda nahi h
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Mann wo safed kapda hain jise jis rang me,
Dubo doge us par wahi rang chadh jayega..
----------------------------------------------
Duniya ke sare raste sidhe h
Muskil to unhe hoti hain
Jinki chaal hi tirchi hain
---------------------------------------------
Kisi bhi samasya ko dekhne ka,
Sabse acha angle “tri-angle” hai
------------------------------------
Silence is better than lies.
----------------------------------
If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.
Friendship Whatsapp Status
Friends are God’s way of taking care of us.-----------------------------------------------
Friendship doubles your joys, and divides
your sorrows.
-----------------------------------------------
A friend knows the song in my heart and sings
it to me when my memory fails.
-----------------------------------------------
Friends are like Stars.. you can’t always
see them, but you know they’re always there.
-----------------------------------------------
A road to a friend’s house is never long.
-----------------------------------------------
Friendship is one mind in two bodies.
-----------------------------------------------
A true friend sees the first tear… catches
the second… and stops the third.
-----------------------------------------------
Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen
to what you say. Best friends listen to what
you don’t say.
-----------------------------------------------
We are best friends forever, I’ll be
there for you whenever.
-----------------------------------------------
When life becomes a bumpy ride, real friends
are always by your side.
One Line Love Status for Whatsapp
Loving you is like breathing How can I stop?--------------------------------------------------
If my love for you is a crime, I want to be the most wanted criminal.
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Its amazing how crazy i feel when my phone vibrates and I’m begging it to be you.
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Come in my Heart and pay no rent.
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No matter how much i try to forget you, you'll always be a part of me.
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Cool Whatsapp Status
I wish that I could put my status to what I am really thinking…---------------------------------------------------------
Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
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I say this; I say that, what the hell you want to listen from me?
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Warning, it’s not safe to talk to me at the moment..
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I won’t try to be awesome, awesome tries to be me :P
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If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I’ll tell you more.
----------------------------------------------
History is made by those who BREAK THE RULES.
----------------------------------------------
Don't do homework save paper! :P
----------------------------------------------
I’m a good boy with bad habits :P
----------------
My room + internet connection + music + food – homework = perfect day
-------------------------------------------
You are so awesome that, my middle finger salutes you.
-------------------------------------------
I am not lazy, I just rest before I tired.
-----------------------------------------
If “Plan A” didn't work. Don’t worry; the alphabet has 25 more letters.
Funny Whatsapp Status
Sometimes I think to write LOL at the end of every answer in exams :)---------------------------------------------------------
What is the main reason for failure? I think its EXAMS. What do you think?
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Most emotional moment in a boys life, When a girl says, Can you give me your number :D
-------------------------------------------------------
I don't always have time to study... but when I do, I don't.
---------------------------------------------------------
Dear Samsung, please also start selling jeans that can accommodate your smartphones.
---------------------------------------------------
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
----------------------------------------------------
Behind every great woman is a man looking at her ass!
-----------------------------------------------------
If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.
---------------------------------------------------------
Whenever i have a problem, I just sing, Then i realize my voice is worse than my problem.
-------------------------------------------------------------
If you can't Change a Girl.....Change the Girl.
-------------------------------------------------------
Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back.
-------------------------------------------------------
I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.
------------------------------------------------------
Why is a newspaper ten times more interesting when somebody across the table is reading it?
-----------------------------------------------------------
Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.
------------------------------------------------------------
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”
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Best Flirting Whatsapp Messages
If nothing lasts forever, I was wondering if you might wanna be my nothing?-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
There is something wrong with my phone. Any GIRL call it for me to see if it rings?
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ME without you is like: Facebook without friends, YouTube without videos and Google with no results.
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My first name and your last name would sound great together.
------------------------------------------
The only math I can remember is that …. You + Me = Forever
---------------------------------------------------
When I ask you to listen a song, it’s because the lyrics mean everything i’m trying to say to you…
------------------------------------------------------
flip the coin.. head i am yours, tail you are mine. :)
---------------------------------------------------------
I can’t read lips unless they’re touching mine.
------------------------------------------
You are the first person who has been able to make my heart beat slower and faster at the same time.
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Best 2 lines Whatsapp Status in Hindi
Fikr toh teri aaj bhi karte hain,Bas jikr karne ka hak nahi raha
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Dosti imtihaan nahi bharose ka naam hai
Dosti me shak nahi dosti khud ek shaan h
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Such bolta hu toh rishte toot jate hain
Aur Jhut kahta hu to khud toot jata hu
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Kash Takdeer Bhi Hoti julfo Ki Tarah,
Jab Jab Bikharti, tab tab Sawaar Lete
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“Hath mein ghadi koyi bhi ho….
Lekin waqt apna hona chahiye”
-------------------------------------
Bahut ajeeb hain ye bandishein Mohabbat ki,
Na usne kaid mein rakha naa hum farar huye
-------------------------------------
Takleef to zindagi hi deti h maut ko to log yuhi badnaam karte h
--------------------------------------
Kisi se kabhi koi umeed mat rakhna,
Kyu ki umeed humesha dard deti hain
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Gum na karna zindagi me kyuki gum ek h,
Chod do saare gum kyuki khusiyaan anek h
---------------------------------------
Hote hain shayad sirf nafrat mein hi pakke rishte,
Warna ab to tan se libaas utarne ko mohhabat kehte h
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Don't forget to check my recent post on Whatsapp Status in Hindi which is a collection of great attitude status, funny, Sad Whatsapp Status, Llove Status etc
Best One line Whatsapp Status in English
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.-----------------------------------------------
When in doubt, mumble.
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By the time you learn the rules of life, you’re too old to play the game.
-----------------------------------------------
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
-----------------------------------------------
Women should not have children after 35. Really… 35 children are enough.
-----------------------------------------------
Without ME, it’s just AWESO.
-----------------------------------------------
If you hurt my best friend, I will make your death look like an accident.
-----------------------------------------------
Never have more children than you have car windows.
-----------------------------------------------
God must love stupid people- he made so many!
-----------------------------------------------
I like children. Properly cooked.
-----------------------------------------------
Until I was thirteen I thought my name was 'Shut up'.
-----------------------------------------------
My Mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.
-----------------------------------------------
The worst distance between two people is misunderstanding.
-----------------------------------------------
If women could read minds, every second man will get slapped.
-----------------------------------------------
I am not failed, my success is just postponed.
-----------------------------------------------
Do it today, It might be illegal tomorrow.
-----------------------------------------------
The greatest pleasure in Life is doing what people say you can’t do.
-----------------------------------------------
If you don’t stand for something, you will fall for anything.
-----------------------------------------------
God made every person different, He just got tired by the time he got to china.
-----------------------------------------------
Some people just need a High-Five, on the face.
-----------------------------------------------
Also Check: 2 Lines Best Whatsapp Status
Sad Whatsapp Status in Hindi
Uski Mohabbat Ka Silsila Bhi Kya Ajeeb Silsila Tha,Apna Bhi Nahi Banaya, Aur Kisi Ka Hone Bhi Nahi Diya…..!!
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Ye To Dil Tha Deewana Jo Tum Par Aa Gaya,
Warna Hum Zindgi Daaw Pe Lagaya Nahi Karte…!
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Teri Mohabbat Se Le Kar Tere Alvida Kehne Tak,
Maine Sirf Tujhe Chaaha, Tujh Se Kuch Nhi Chaaha…!!!
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Anjaan tum ban rahe ho ye aur baat hai,
aisa to kya hai tumko hamari khabar n ho.
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Mere Dil Ka Smandar Aaj Bda Khamosh Sa Hai...
Lagta Hai Aaj Raat Uski Yaado Ka Toofan Aayega...
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Mai Phir Se Tootne Ko Taiyar Ho Jau...
Bas Wo Aakar Jo Kahde Phir Se Ek Baar Khud Ko Barbad Karne Do...
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Dar Lagta Hai In Neendo Se Jo Unke Haseen Khwab Dikhati Hai...
Kahi Ye Dil Hamesha Ke Liye Sone Ki Zid Na Karde...
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Aashiqui karne ko dil nahi karta ab ..
Magar Dekhte hi tera chehra
Dil phir Ashiq ho jaata hai .!
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Chupaa diya hamne apne aansuon ko apni is
muskaan k piche
or vo sochte hai hum sab bhul gye
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Yahaan Sirf Jaroorat Ke Rishte Hain,
Rishton Ki Jaroorat Kisi Ko Nahin
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Jo log kabhi dil ke Bahut kareeb the woh aaj
"People you may know" me nazar aate hain
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Final Verdict: I hope you like these status . I Tried to collect the best status for you. If you like this please share these Cool Whatsapp Status with your friends using any of the nelow social sharing Buttons . Change your Status Daily and Impress your Friends . Keep Visiting for More Cool stuff.
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